We loved Michael Jackson's music, and are sad that he's gone. We just couldn't resist these horrible jokes, though Yes, we know we're going straight to Hell for these...
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde answers, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."