| Not So Famous Last Words |
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Don't you wish everybody was fitted with a voice recorder?
*Don't be silly, it isn't loaded." *I CAN FLY!" *Trust me, I know what I'm doing." *Yes, the barrel of your shotgun is very clean." *What's in this dark cave?" *"Oh, they're free? I'll take ten!" - Moses" *No, I'm sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago." *Safety harness?" *Wait, I thought he was with you!" *What greencard?" *Hey, what's this switch?" *Don't move, you'll trip the sensors." *Yes, I'm single." *No, this cannot be, I am invincible!" *So, you're sure this isn't loaded?" *Calm down, of course I disarmed it!" *What, I never signed any organ donor papers!" *Well, it can't get any worse!" *C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!" *Don't worry, they'll never find us in here!" *William, is that you?" *They can't hit us at this range!" *All you have to do is connect these two wires." *There's only one way to find out..." *Hey, when it comes to driving on snow and ice, I'm the best there is." *These pills are awfully small.. I'll take a few more to be sure they work." |
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