She Was Soooooooooooooo Stupid...
She thought a quarterback was a refund..
She thought General Motors was in the army..
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats..
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center..
At the bottom of an application where it says, "Sign here," she wrote "Sagittarius."

He Was Soooooooooooooo Stupid....
He took the ruler to bed to see how long he slept..
He sent a fax with a stamp on it..
He thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools..
He thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday..
Under "education" on his job application, he put, "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Soooooooooooooo Stupid...
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said, "Concentrate."
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

He Was Soooooooooooooo Stupid...
He studied for a blood test.
He thought he needed a ticket to get on "Soul Train."
He sold the car for gas money.
When he missed bus #44 he took bus #22 twice instead.
When he went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," he turned around and went home.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Stupid...
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for, "This Goes In Front."