Trying to get ready in the morning more quickly by showering and making toast at the same time

"Bobbing for Pumice" at Mount St. Helens

Choking to death on a piece of popcorn because you were laughing so hard during a screening of "Dude, Where’s My Car?"

Playing chicken with another car behind you without a car of your own

Driving off of a cliff because your tape, "Leonard Nimoy Sings Superfreak'," was stuck in your car’s 8-Track player

Tripping over a shoelace and onto the tracks of a moving train while wearing a pair of Velcro sneakers

Choking on a jellyfish

Asking OJ Simpson for directions to the Klan Rally

Having a heart during Pedukah’s Twenty-Fourth Annual Salt Eating Contest and coming in second place

Trying to create a glass sculpture while filling the car up with gas

Falling off of a tall ladder and landing on your head at a Blockbuster because you were trying to reach a copy of "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot!"

Anything involving knives, anger and a rousing game of "Uno"

Trying to give yourself a colonic with a vacuum

Having a fatal epileptic seizure during a game of "Pong"

Trying to do an impression of Curly during a "softball-sized" hailstorm

Committing suicide after putting your life savings into stock for Pets.com after the year 2001

Trying to juggle a triplet of bear cubs in the middle of the Rocky Mountain National Forest while covered entirely in honey

Wearing a long necktie over an operating blender

Skinning dipping in the Hudson River

Letting Ted Kennedy be the designated driver

Dying from heavy a loss of blood brought on by a paper cut while bungee jumping

Getting stabbed with a cucumber