WARNING: The following factoids of information are probably not true, but that doesn't necessarily mean these pieces of brain sludge are necessarily false. So in reality and due to a lack of research, these facts and understandably false but they may be true, only we don't know it. In fact, if any of the facts are true and we are unaware of it, please keep it yourself because we don't want to be held factually responsible because as a matter of fact, we've got a splitting headache.

* If you step on a duck hard enough, its quacks of pain will eventually sound like the revving engine of a 1992 Dodge Caravan.

* Marie Antoinette did not say, "Let them eat cake." According to historical record, she in fact said, "Oh, hell, who wants pie?"

* Back in the early 1930's before the days of television, all radios came with a picture screen and were in fact called "televisions" before the modern day television became a national phenomenon.

* Earvin "Magic" Johnson's, former point guard for the Los Angeles Lakers, real nick name was "Nostril-Clodhopper" but it was rejected because it couldn't fit on the back of a jersey.

* Cell phones cause cooties of the ear.

* The Cleveland Indians have not scored a single run in a Major League baseball game since the death of Jesus Christ.

* Every time you sneeze, the air pressure that pushes out of your nose is so strong that it pulls your lungs approximately one-fifth of an inch. Scientists predict that if you sneeze over 400 times in one year, your lungs would fly out of your nose.

* Chickpeas do not come from chicken, Chiclets or fine ass women.

* Former presidential first lady Nancy Reagan's original plan to combat the war on drugs in America was originally, "Just Say 'I Really Don't Want to Take Any of Those Drugs Because the First Lady Told Me Not To'."

* Despite the popular belief, the French do take showers but do not use soap.

* Those little plastic things on the end of your shoelaces were originally called "those little plastics things on the end of your shoelaces."

* The original episode of the game show, "Match Game," involved contestants who raced to set the studio on fire.

* The first brand name condom was created in Mexico and was called "The Sombrero of Happiness."