| About That Chain E-mail... |
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Here's what I've got to say.
Now everyone say it with me: I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an e-mail! I will NOT hear any music or see a the Taco Bell dog if I DO forward an e-mail. There is no kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, CALLING CARDS, BUSINESS CARDS or GET-WELL CARDS. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money. Victoria's Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me. Ford will not give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people! I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people. I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ... NEVER!!!! My phone will not MYSTERIOUSLY ring after I forward an e-mail. There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people! The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send. The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations. And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into forwarding emails by telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ if I don't. If God wants to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on! Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will surely be constipated for the next three months and all of your hair will fall out. |
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