What's the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson? Farrah slept with Majors...

When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was such a big fan He decided to grant her one wish. She asked that all the children in the world could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect. He was found in the children’s ward having a stroke.

We're waiting for the autopsy reports. There will be a post-mortem to determine which was the cause of death: Sunshine, Moonlight, Good Times or Boogie.

50 children have volunteered to identify the body as they have first-hand experience of seeing Michael Jackson stiff.

It has been reported on the "Angels News" that Michael Jackson was refused entry to heaven due to the fact they don't accept plastic.

Instead of bieng cremated Michael will be turned into grocery bags so he can remain white,plastic,and dangerous for kids.

Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out Boyz II Men was a band, not a delivery service.

Jockeys will wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson, who successfully rode more three year olds than anyone in living memory.

McDonald's are bringing out the Michael Jackson tribute burger. It has 50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns.

Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning. He ate some 12 year old nuts ... or was it a five-year old wiener?

Michael Jackson's legal team announced that he had agreed to be melted down by undertakers to make plastic toys. So, kids can play with him for a change.